real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Today during band camp we had a Grease mini musical at lunch and when I got home “Sandra Dee” was stuck in my head. I started singing without meaning to and I was next to my dad. When I said “I don’t drink” he gasped and “I swear.” He groaned. “I don’t wrap my hair. I get I’ll from one cigarette.” And I heard a small “*cough cough*” I was intensely happy.
legalize peruvian puff peppers
I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help